I've always liked those funny stories people would make with inanimate objects, dating back to Nude Man Carrot. I thought, even a talentless boob like me could finagle something humorous up with my toys and dollies. After numerous attempts at lighting, I finally fucked around with my shitty camera enough to get decent photos. Now I present to you, my glorious production of sheer boredom, Toy Talk episode 1