As odd as it may seem, especially since I'm not a Pepsi drinker, I used to love Pepsi Kona. When I heard Coke has recently released a similar product, Coke Blak, I knew I had to have some. I searched two grocery stores the other day to no avail. Today I finally got my car back from the garage so I decided to hunt some down. I went into Kutztown because it's the closest "college town" and I assumed the grocery store there would be most up-to-date with new soda products. No such luck. I tried the pharmacy across the street. None there. The gas station. None there. Then I started heading to the opposite side of the county.

Target had no Coke Blak either, so I gave up and tossed a case of Jones into my cart, poked at some Peeps packages and got back into my car. With the bad luck I was having I decided to go to Ollie's Bargain Outlet to see if I could find anything there. Ollie's is often a hit-or-miss type place. At first I was really missing, there weren't any good toys and nothing more interesting than very expired cans of WaldO's pasta. Then I found it. Each on sale for $1.29. And I took half a fucking case. Just because I could.



Yeah, baby. Shoutin Orange Tangergreen Hi-C previously known as Ecto-Cooler. I didn't want to seem like a total loser just buying Hi-C so I got some Jedi mix M&Ms to go with it. I'm gonna get my freak on tonight.