I don't know how many of you remember Cheetos Paws. They were little drops of cheesey gold to cheese puff fans. Each savory paw-shaped bite had some magical hole in the middle which acted as a vortex, sucking up all cheese powder within a 3 mile radius. Motherfuckers were good. The X's and O's weren't completely without their charm, but not nearly as cool as the paws. Since then nothing has really kit that Paws consistency.



Cheetos now has crunchy Twisted Cheetos, which are the closest we've come to pawness in a while. They have that fantastic paw-like consistency. Still, they're huge. Not wonderful and bite-sized like my paws. God damn I miss my paws. I think if I break up the twisteys and close my eyes maybe I won't be able to tell the difference.... but I will. I won't have the magical little paw hole to dip my tongue into. *sigh*