I got this dealio at the Dollar Tree about a week ago. Pretty sweet for $1! It's a special Pop Rocks set with mystery ingredients and test tube that make some sort of foaming drinkable Pop Rocks treat. You put some water in the test tube, add Pop Rocks, ingredient one, then ingredient two and PRESTO! Foaming stuff! Yay! I was excited to drink this as I assumed I had created some sort of fantastic Pop Rocks soda.

Unfortunately, I was wrong. See, secret ingredient #1 was sour sugar, and I'm fairly certain #2 was poison. As my lips touched against the test tube they started to BURN. It wasn't pleseant. It was SOUR. And not Sour Patch Kids sour, like drinking those plastic lemons filled with lemon juice they have at the grocery store. God damn that was nasty. I had the second pack of Pop Rocks plain, thank-you-very-much.