Time to make the donuts.
I apologize if this article seems a little weird. I was finishing up and editing it tonight and I've... been drinking. I have an early morning tomorrow and I decided the best way to lull myself to sleep tonight was to start dropping Mike's Hard Lemonade since I get home.
Check out the Crayola Dino-Mite Donut Kit
Check out the Crayola Dino-Mite Donut Kit
You should have used milk instead of water. It probably would have turned out better.
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Hey, that was a great article! Nice scans too!
I esp. liked the part where you said you would "ice" the cat...I liked it a lot. As well as the full-on lesbian eating out metaphor! That one was picture perfect!
Anyway, a "Cooking with Mystie" series would actually be pretty cool! I would read it!
oh, and Mike's Hard anything is great! Have you had the Hard Iced Tea? Holy shitballs! It tastes just like Brisk, no real alcohol bite at all, and easy to slam! I also like Hard Lime, and Hard Sour Apple is pretty good too! Yeah, booze is good, you can't go wrong getting drunk and passing out!
So, 2 thumbs up...great read!
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After reading this, the magic middles, the chocolate fountain, and the ice cream maker articles, I am starting to believe you are bad at cooking
However, your faults in the chef department makes for some funny articles. Keep it up. Now I know what crappy kitchen toys NOT to buy. Think, I almost bought the chocolate fountain.
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I agree with Kidney, you need a "cooking with Mystie" series....a series about trying various different mix items (kind of like your Dollar Store craft kit stuff) and inevitably botching them somehow. :p
I rather liked your donut penis...huahuahuehehehue
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Oh.My.Gods. I know I'm zombieing this article, but it was so freaking funny I almost died. Your articles are too fun for words!(I'll be looking for more cooking articles too!)
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