As I'm sure many of you are aware, yesterday was Cinco De Mayo. I celebrated this day by getting Taco Bell and then getting drunk. I went to Legends, which is this little club in Reading I used to frequent more times than perhaps I should have. I treated myself to a few drinks and even met one of the girls featured in this month's issue of Playboy. Around 1am I'd had enough and went home. I wasn't so much messed up from the drinking as I was from the smoke. Truth be told, cigarette smoke fucks up my sinuses like crazy.

It appears that on my way home at 1am I stumbled into Wal-Mart and decided the best way to feel better was to buy 4 different types of M&Ms. That being Mega M&Ms, Jack's Gems, Pirate Pearls, and Captain's Gold. Also some game pens, because they were on sale. I can add it to the wonderful new trinkets cluttering up my desk at work which include McDonald's magnets, a pink CD player, and a board full of magnet words. I can only imagine the wonderful messages I'll find left by my co-workers on Monday morning.



I also went to Dollar Tree yesterday and picked up some goodies to write about. First is Street Cred lollipops. I love these because they have the most ghetto little porcelain dolls I've ever seen. The one I got comes with some street-trash version of Sailor Mars. I found a perfect place for my new dolly.



This gummy candy comes with tongs that have a red lightbulb inside and when you grab your gummy bugs with them, they light up. Pretty ingenious, actually. It's just really ashame they can't think of great ideas like this for food that's actually good for kids.