I can't seem to kick this Limited Edition sweets craze. Maybe this is a hint that I need to stop making pit-stops at Wal-Mart on the way home. Then again, the blog seems to be flourishing from it!



I have, yet again, another Limited Edition candy treat. I'm a big fan of Starburst, mainly the pink ones. If there was any way I could get packs of JUST pink ones, I'd be all over that shit like a penguin on a seafood buffet. Luckily the good people at Starburst have realized the popularity of the pink chews and have left them in this pack. I took one of those first, and noticed something was slightly off with this so called "Strawbrrrry." Don't let the yellow trick you -- it's no lemon. They've replaced it with Polar Citrus chew, which tastes like a pineapple raped a grapefruit with cough drops.



I was really excited to see blue pieces in there. I'm a sucker for any horribly dyed blue candy. Blue Raspberry Freeze Starbursts seemed right up my alley, and I peeled back the wrapper only to find another shot of menthol in my mouth. It was the same way for Kiwi Snowberry, which has only the faintest of similarity to a kiwi let alone a snowberry.

Again I've found myself at the peril of another Limited Edition candy that needs to get its limited ass off the shelf. Why anyone would want Starbursts with menthol in them is beyond me. But at least they didn't take any messy shits down my throat.