Cap'n Crunch Commercial
Okay, okay, I won't delude myself any further. I know what you all come here for, and it's not because you think I'm queen bitch of the internet. It's just so you can get shit from me -- namely commercials. Fine. Have you're stinking commercials. I'm too sore to care. Spray on sunblock sucks. I've managed to somehow burn my left knee, a stripe down my right arm, a blotch on my chest, and my ARMPIT. How one can manage to get sunburn in their armpit is beyond me, but apparently my failure knows no bounds as in 10 years I will die of underarm cancer. I'll be sure to leave you all my commercials in my will so no one robs my fucking grave for them. Scavengers.
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I'm bringing out another Soggies commercial, one of surprisingly nice quality. This one features the mastermind behind the Soggies, the Sogmaster. See, the Soggies are just pawns of the greater, evil Sogmaster. He's kind of like a Pokemaster.... only for sog. The Soggies are the Pokemon. I didn't really need to make this analogy, but I haven't talked about Pokemon in a long time and I thought I'd give an old fandom some fresh love. I love you Jigglypuff. If you were a food, you'd be fluffy pink cotton candy and I'd slowly lick you down to the ooey sugar-coated stick.
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I'm bringing out another Soggies commercial, one of surprisingly nice quality. This one features the mastermind behind the Soggies, the Sogmaster. See, the Soggies are just pawns of the greater, evil Sogmaster. He's kind of like a Pokemaster.... only for sog. The Soggies are the Pokemon. I didn't really need to make this analogy, but I haven't talked about Pokemon in a long time and I thought I'd give an old fandom some fresh love. I love you Jigglypuff. If you were a food, you'd be fluffy pink cotton candy and I'd slowly lick you down to the ooey sugar-coated stick.
Oh damn dunkaroos used to rock.
That commercial made me super nostalgic, even though the Soggies were petrifying. I miss old Saturday mornings something fierce. I miss the USA. UK is like a terribly watered down Big Lots version of the States.
Can't wait to see that sweet skeleton toy!
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Actually, they do still make Dunkaroos! A lot of people will tell you otherwise, but they're just not looking hard enough. I haven't spotted them in stores, but we have a snack table at work, and they keep stocking boxes of them. They even have Dunakaroos with rainbow chip icing. That's my favorite icing ever! I'd eat it straight from the can if that wasn't... y'know... wrong.
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In Canada Dunkaroos are like a staple in your kids' lunch. And just when you think their is absolutely nothing in your kitchen, not even in the secret stash hidden from the sugar inhaling children, that will satisfy the crave....there it is! Right at the back of the cupboard, one went rogue from the bright blue box that was thrown out a month ago. Yeah, the cookies are there, but everyone knows .... it's all about the icing
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"I'd slowly lick you down to the ooey sugar-coated stick."
I wish girls would talk to me that way. 8)
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