Are you getting bored with food updates yet? I hope not, because I still have a few to go! There should be a new article shortly. I could have finished it tonight, but I made myself a promise to stop forcing articles on Sunday night, because Monday afternoon I'll have thought of a million changes I could have made. In fact I'm considering handing this new article over for editing before posting just because it's so.... so.... pink. For now, let's talk candy.




Dark chocolate M&Ms aren't really new new, as they've been produced previously as Dark Side M&Ms during the last Star Wars movie. The package is purple, which makes me smile, because I love purple. It's dawned with that sassy Green M&M, staring at you with her "come hither" look and her hooker boots. Fitting since the Green M&Ms are rumored to be aphrodiciacs. For me, all M&Ms are aphrodiciacs.

The dark chocolate M&Ms are amazing. Every M&M ever has been fantastic, I never found a type I didn't like. Even though I despise white chocolate, the white chocolate M&Ms still tasted like little white chocolate seeds from heaven. Speaking of seeds, I'm hoping M&Ms comes out with Sunflower Seed M&Ms at some point, because chocolate covered sunflower seeds are good shit.


Hey! Starbursts again! And these ones don't suck! I'm fanatically excited that I finally have blue Starbursts that don't taste like medicine. They may not be blue raspberry, but I'll take it. Any blue fruit produced by dragons simply can not be bad. Mmmm.... you can really taste the blue. Strawberry watermelon and Limon are pretty stanard. Juicy, chewy, and that perfect consistancy that makes Starbursts 10x better than Laffy Taffy. I wasn't sure what to expect with Aztec Punch, and can't really make any distinction between in and fruit punch.  Mmm.... Mmm.... I don't know how else to describe the joy of Baja Starbursts any more than Mmmmm.....