I'm sorry to say my day was pretty much shot, and I don't have the article I was hoping to have finished... finished. Nor do I really have anything to write about! One of the ghosts from my past just rose from the grave, but let's pretend that doesn't exist and see what I can dig up, okay? Okay.

Oh! I thought of something! I was out at the mall the other day, pretending to surf up the escalator of a local department store. I was confused as to which level the toy department was at, because I could care less about curtains and towels and shit. I strolled in the wrong direction and found myself in the candy department.

 

Peeps peeps peeps peeps peeps peeps peeps peeps! Can you believe they're out so early? There's ghosties and pumpkins this year, and the pumpkins are just so cute and tiny you want nothing more than to poke them through the package. The ghosties are particularly ghoulish, with the funniest little tri-dot faces that just scream, "OOOoooooooo!" when you look at them.

Delightful.