Naked Barbie Makes Crayons
Today's new article is finally done. Yay! Sorry it took so long, work has been a killer. I even had to work yesterday. I managed to get the article done by grabbing a notebook and sitting in Barnes and Noble until I was finished writing. Sadly, all the tables had at least one person at them and I wound up sitting at a table with this lady reading quilting books and making disapproving motions at some girls getting giddy over picking out a new manga. She'd of probably shit herself if she knew I was writing about doll lewdness.
Next weekend I'll be helping out with running the doors at the East Coast Gaming Expo, so if you're in the Reading area and have $15, definately come check it out!
Next weekend I'll be helping out with running the doors at the East Coast Gaming Expo, so if you're in the Reading area and have $15, definately come check it out!
This is one of the best articles I've ever read. The only thing missing was a cameo by Spider-Man from Matt's article from when he reviewed crayons.
Spidey/Barbie sex tape anyone?
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Sugar Bear: I can't get enough of that Sugar Pussy.
Damn, Sugar Bear is one funny bear.
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I have a few questions: Does Barbie enjoy hot wax hitting her body? Does Sugar Bear rub her up with hot beeswax? Is the Mr. Rogers blue crayon somewhere in that mix?
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that was a great article! The Sugar Bear part cracked me up! For realz.
Work is always a killer, that's why they call it work...I'd slap all my co-workers around, but it would be child abuse.
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