The worst toy ever


When is a pack of cups worth $40? When it comes with DVD instructions. Seriously. If you want to stack cups, you can't just use Dixie anymore. You have to get the professional cups complete with DVD, instructions, mat, timer, and carrying case. Stacking cups is serious business! Just ask the people over at Speed Stacks. Their slogan is, "It's a track meet for your hands... at warp speed!" This shit is hardcore!



Pokemon? Baseball cards? Old hat. Cup stacking is where it's at! Only poor kids stack with paper cups. You gotta have the official cup stacking cups to be in the game. And don't worry about getting them mixed up with all the other kids, because these cups come in 5 radical colors! Pussies play football. Sport stacking is where the eXtreme action is! If the instructional videos don't work for you, don't fret -- there's official instructors available. If you can't figure out how to stack cups, you can pay them to come over and backhand you until you figure it out.

 

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