It turns out my initial thoughts that I was having bad allergy problems were wrong. It's time for my annual October cold, which typically occurs soon after the heat is turned on in the house. But don't worry, I'm getting better by following that old saying... how does it go.... feed a fever... drink a cold. Mmmm.... rum.

Article.... yes! There's now a Haunted Gingerbread House sitting on the buffet, and my cat has already taken the liberty of licking the roof. Also I licked the knife after I iced the roof and my mouth was all BLACK TONGUE LIKE A GIRAFFE GOOOOOO GIRAFFES!!! Then I sneezed black.

I'm gonna go back to bed now.