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I thought my life felt empty because I don't currently have a man to lavish all sorts of affection on. Apparently it was just because I was missing a pink DS Lite.
Who needs guys when I have Mario 64 DS? Mario certainly isn't going to fuck around on me like most of the guys I've dated. Sure he's not as tall or muscular as I'm used to, but for now I'll take him.
I decided to be selfish and spend all the money I made from my site in the past 2 months on a DS Lite. And a My Little Pony with a scooter. Scooter!! I still don't know what to review next... I'll haveta throw darts at my monitor to choose. Amazingly, not a single person has called my cel phone (1 text), which just goes to disprove everyone's theory that the internet is trying to rape me.
Who needs guys when I have Mario 64 DS? Mario certainly isn't going to fuck around on me like most of the guys I've dated. Sure he's not as tall or muscular as I'm used to, but for now I'll take him.
I decided to be selfish and spend all the money I made from my site in the past 2 months on a DS Lite. And a My Little Pony with a scooter. Scooter!! I still don't know what to review next... I'll haveta throw darts at my monitor to choose. Amazingly, not a single person has called my cel phone (1 text), which just goes to disprove everyone's theory that the internet is trying to rape me.
So I was trying to find this movie that I saw when I was a kid and all I could remember was that they wanted to put the grandma out to pasture, and everyone I asked thought I was looney. So I googled it and found your site. The review was fucking hilarious and right on, so I wanted to thank you for reviewing it and tell you your site kicks ass. Your girl game countdown totally rocks, I still jam BubbleBobble on a regular basis. Anyway, don't know if you've seen Return to Oz, its got Fairuza Balk as a younger, more severly disturbed Dorothy. She escapes a mental ward and appropriately Returns to Oz, where she stumbles upon a whole new group of degenerate friends and goes up against some "bad guys" that I can't help but think are child molesters. Anyway its good for a disturbing laugh, would love to read your review on it.
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