I finally put up my Halloween decorations yesterday. I didn't really consult with my mother before stretching spider webs across her bushes and ugly crane statues, but luckily she didn't have any beef after finding out. It's rainy and windy as fuckall today, and I have this sad feeling that a bunch of my spiders might have been swept away in the breeze.

Anyway, my goal for this weekend is to not leave the house nor my pajamas. I have this feeling I might need to because the fridge is running low. In that case, I'll have to think of a grocery store to visit other than the one in town, because I don't want to run into anyone I know while I'm skulking about in sweatpants and a hat to hide my messy hair.

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