Work has been a little weird lately, and one of my friends has initiated 2 new games to keep things poppin'. The first game is one I've become very good at. It's called the Nevermind game. You trick you friends into asking "What?" by making comments like, for example, "Hey, did you hear what happened to Greg in the parking lot last night?" and when they excitedly ask "What?" you respond with, "Oh, nevermind," and walk off. The difficulty is that groans and hmms don't count.

The Shut Up game we don't play quite as often. The premise is that you pretend you didn't hear what someone said and you ask them to repeat themselves. Then in the middle of what they're saying you go, "SHUT UP!!!" and storm off.

Amazon is slowly making me realize what a selfish whore I am. My wishlist has now exceeded 150 items and a large amount of them I want just because they're pink. Is that bad? I need a pink iPod... or any MP3 player. I'm amazingly one of those poor people that does not own an MP3 player. I haven't had an overwhelming need for one until last night when I realized I didn't have time to listen to the hour-long RetroCrush podcast #99 and had to burn it on a CD and take it into work. It's impressive just how hostile I'll become to my fellow co-workers when I've got my pink earbuds in and am interrupted while trying to listen to Robert Berry talking about going back in time and shit.

I should start a "Buy Mystie a fucking iPod" campaign. What would you like me to do in exchange for a donation to the iPod pool?