There's supposed to be a cold front coming in tomorrow and I can not WAIT because I'm really getting sick of waking up drenched in sweat. It's hard to get into the mood for setting up Christmas Village when there's pools of perpiration forming under your boobs.

I know it's December and I should be spending each day writing reviews of The Raccoons Christmas and The Cabbage Patch Kids First Christmas. That's why you all come here, because as one reader put it my site makes you "girl spooge." I really gotta boot myself in the ass soon to get some site stuff done instead of staring off into space wondering why there's no Christmas Kool-Aid. The Kool-Aid man's certainly round enough to play the part of Santa.

Anyway, here's a Christmas commercial instead. It was on a tape with a commercial promoting the release of ET on VHS, so I'm thinking it's probably from 1983 or so. As a special treat to hungry Christmas shoppers, McDonald's offered their burgers at a discounted price. Yeah. I liked the cheap Christmas ornaments better than saving 10¢ on a burger.


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