In the encore presentation of Mystie And Her Fucked Up Car, the son of a bitch left me stranded at a gas station yesterday while I was out on a hunt for Christmas Crunch. Luckily it was just the battery. Even more luckily I at least striked Cadbury Christmas eggs and Winter Oreos of the list.

I can't believe we're so far into December! It's already the 2nd week of ABC Family's 25 Days of Christmas! I love how movies like Harry Potter and Mary Poppins are considered Christmas specials. The other day my mom was watching Chamber of Secrets, and said something to the effect that she was entranced watching it, and amazed at how there were so many parts she must have forgotten seeing in the theaters. I replied with a, "Yeah, that's weird!" and walked off snickering, knowing full well they put the cut-scenes back in the movie when they show it on TV.

And yeah, I know, I know, I still haven't made with the Holiday Season on the site. I'd lie and tell you I'm going to do it tonight, but I'm going out again with old friends and it just won't be a party without the resident slut there. Although, when your friends are an EMT and a girl scout pack leader, being the resident slut isn't really a difficult task.

As I write this, I just realized I don't have my Christmas Muppet Baby plushes out. How the hell am I supposed to get into the Christmas spirit without them?