Dear Santa,

What's with all this warm weather? Make with the snow already. I don't want to have to resort to doing naked tribal snowdances in the backyard because I just got new neighbors and I don't want to scare them this early in the game. How come when normal people drink a gallon of milk in a short amount of time, they projectile vomit everywhere, but you can drink billions of glasses of milk in one night? Do you hold it all in and get sick in one huge explosion when you get back to the North Pole?

Anyway, here's my list of what I want for Christmas, in no particular order:

A Piece of the Agro Crag
The My Little Pony Paradise Estate
A Treasure Chest filled with gold doubloons
A small army of pink stormtroopers
Some of that cake they have in the Matrix. You know what cake.
For the new Fraggle Rock, Pee-Wee, Transformers, Smurfs, TMNT, and Dark Crystal movies to NOT SUCK!

Also if you could do something to decrease all the hos that won't shut up about Inu Yasha and Full Metal Alchemist, I'd be forever in your debt.

Thanks Santa,

 Mystie