Pringles Go Gourmet

In the ultimate act of hypocrisy, Pringles is producing new high-class potato chips that have abandoned their trademark tube container and ventured into the world of bags. These "Pringles Select" come in four flavors that cover very different ends of the chip spectrum. At 2-3 times the cost of a normal can of Pringles, Sun Dried Tomato, Parmesan Garlic, Cinnamon Sweet Potato, and Szechuan Barbecue are intriguing enough to place them into your shopping cart without much thought of the price.

The chips are liberally seasoned, and the flavors are above that of normal Pringles. The chips themselves are slightly smaller in size, but they pack quite a punch. There's a lot more broken pieces and crumbs in the bagged Pringles versus the canned variety, but the way your fingers will wrinkle up as they're coated in salty flavorings makes it more forgivable. These chips are like having a high class whore after years of monogamy.

I notice they're still pre-formed. Huzzah!
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