I was out grocery shopping the other day, and by the time I was done I was thirsty as all fucking hell. On my way out I pulled my only dollar bill from my wallet and went up to the Coke machine to get a drink. Except I noticed this particular Coke machine is the same Coke machine I learned how to rip off through the powers of YouTube.



Unfortunately I must not have had my hand tightly enough on the door or something, because it just jammed and didn't give me my drink OR my money back! I was really thirsty, too! I'll fix them, though. Next time I go to the grocery store I'll just walk up to Customer Service and tell them the machine stole $2 from me.