For months I've been peeking at the Pizzomelettes at the grocery store. I like omelettes, I like pizza, and a like Disney, but combining them together seemed utterly unappetizing. Regardless, I decided to try them for breakfast this morning. In high contrast with Disney's usual sugary delights, these abominations pretend to be healthy with a soy/cheese blend and egg whites. Each box contains 2 food frisbees and come in plain (Lilo & Stitch) and vegetarian pepperoni (The Incredibles).



The great thing about these omelettes as they can easily double as fake vomit. 2 minutes in the microwave and the gross creation was done. It didn't pass the aesthetics test nor the smell test. Hell, it didn't even pass the cut with a fork test. Even my cat drew up his nose.



It tasted like pizza flavored paste. The sauce was very gluteny and the pepperoni tasted like slices of cork. I wish I had some Disney Princess Pop Tarts to wash the taste out of my mouth. I might just have to brush my teeth with whiskey.