If there's one thing this world needs to promote it's fashionable bandages for emo teens to cover up their cut marks. Heck, even I find myself wishing for a nick on my skin so I could cover it up with the stylish bandages available these days. The best are from our friends at Accoutrements, makers of great products like The Cubes, Devil Ducky, and various fantastic novelties that put thoughts in my head of owning my own novelty shop. Their assortment of bandages come in popular designs such as pirate (which is better than ninja), bacon, devil duckies, jesus, tiki, cowboy, and even sushi. There's a "Free Treasure" inside my pirate bandages, which turned out to be a cute pirate Devil Ducky pencil topper. An exceptional choice, because I'm always looking for something small to potentially choke on while I'm putting on bandages. For me, it's one fatality after the next.