Remember me, I'm the girl who runs this site and makes blog posts about novelty items. I really wish I had something to share with you, but unless you're interested in naked photos of the guy from the Encyclopedia Britannica commercials, I can't really make it so. It's terrible, I know, because there's been a lot of great new things this month: Chocolate Cap'n Crunch, Choconilla Rice Krispies, Orville Redinbacher's return from the dead, an insane amount of weird Slammers drinks, Pop Tarts Trivial Pursuit prints, and dozens of zany Valentine's goodies.

The other day my horoscope told me I need to start making lists of everything I want to accomplish by the end of the day and stick to it no matter what. I didn't realize horoscopes were now advice columns. What I need is a love reading, because I went on a date on Friday with some pirate dude I met on MySpace. I'm not sure if it's considered a good sign or a bad omen when you and your date have a discussion on how the Contructicons were the most pathetic Transformers ever made. We went to see Night at the Museum, but don't ask me how it was because my attention couldn't have been at the screen for more than 5 minutes.