Little Darthy Foo Foo
What a week, what a week. What did I do this week? Not much of anything, really. I filed my taxes, and I'm still debating with myself if want to spend my return on a Wii or actually pay off my credit card bills. My love life is just as strange and perplexing as ever. My social life is standard. Wednesday is my routine karaoke night, where I make an ass of myself singing Girls Just Wanna have Fun, scream loudly across the bar, and flip off the dart machine when I don't hit the target. This week I dropped to my knees cursing wildly and gave the machine the double deuce, and the Gods of darts actually let me win.
I did, however, manage to finish an article.
The highlight of my week was subscribing to Netflix. I'd been toying with the idea for quite some time, and finally gave in. I like the idea of having little presents all lined up, waiting patiently for their turn to be delivered to my door. I don't like going to video stores because I never have a membership set up, and when I do set one up I forget to return the movie and wind up with tons of fees. Plus whatever I want to rent is almost always out, and the selection is terrible. Going to the movies is expensive, and then you have to deal with all kinds of riff-raff in the theater chucking Red Hots at your head.
If you have a Netflix membership and would like to stalk me by seeing what movies I'm renting, here's your golden ticket:
http://www.netflix.com/BeMyFriend/P7iQy1gORCOVlZNC246q
I did, however, manage to finish an article.
The highlight of my week was subscribing to Netflix. I'd been toying with the idea for quite some time, and finally gave in. I like the idea of having little presents all lined up, waiting patiently for their turn to be delivered to my door. I don't like going to video stores because I never have a membership set up, and when I do set one up I forget to return the movie and wind up with tons of fees. Plus whatever I want to rent is almost always out, and the selection is terrible. Going to the movies is expensive, and then you have to deal with all kinds of riff-raff in the theater chucking Red Hots at your head.
If you have a Netflix membership and would like to stalk me by seeing what movies I'm renting, here's your golden ticket:
http://www.netflix.com/BeMyFriend/P7iQy1gORCOVlZNC246q



As a die-hard Star Wars fan, I approve of this article.
As a die-hard Crown Combo fan, I approve of this article.
What an article! Thanks!
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Why does Vader have chicken legs?
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To go with his giant cock.
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You are so going to Hell for this, Mystie. Is nothing sacred to you?!?
That said, if you ever decide to go for Emasculated Darth Vader 2.0, the adorable Playskool version might prove particularly effective for the task.
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