Purr-tenders
Back on track about obscure girly-things! Purr-tenders, the plush cats
that pretended to be ducks and bunnies even though they looked more
like shag bath rugs. Kinda short, but they were pretty short-lived. I
don't do this for the glory, I do it to make a couple gals out there
spazz all like, "OMFG THE PURR-TENDERS I HAD ONE OF THOSE
THAT MY GRANDMA FUCKING GOT ME FOR CHRISTMAS
DFSALOFSDJGJDSJASGFJKLASDG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
YouTube TO THE RESCUE with the original Purr-tenders commercial.
YouTube TO THE RESCUE with the original Purr-tenders commercial.

Well, I just did a total "OMFG!" I had the Hop-purr Sock 'em as a kid. In fact, I still have him at my parents' house. (I can never throw out a stuffed animal, even when it's hideous, which Hop-Purr is not.) My mom HATED that thing. She couldn't stand the way you could flip Hop-Purr's face inside out to make him become a rabbit. She said it looked painful. To this day, when I visit my parents, I still occasionally take him out, hide him behind my back and then thrust his miraculous face-changing abilities in her face, just to be a big ass.
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