TMNT Happy Meal

I did another article.... my eyes feel dry.... it's hot.... my mouth hurts.... nuuuggghhhhh.....

I started writing a review of the TMNT movie the other day and didn't finish it. I actually like writing reviews of new movies, and I've written a few lately in notepad and just hoarded them away because I'm too scared to let anyone read them. How weird is that? I have no problem blogging about how many times I take a shit in a week, but I don't want anyone to know what I really thought of Ghost Rider. I guess I just feel like I'm regurgitating the same shit everyone else is.

I was out at Wal-Mart today going up and down the aisles to look out for any Ninja Turtles food items. The freezer section had these God awful looking Avatar Popsicles and I stood there staring at them for like 5 minutes debating with myself if I wanted to buy them and take them home just to blog about, because they looked fucking gross, and I doubted that I'd eat them. I didn't buy them. They were trying to represent all of the four elements in one Popsicle, so the top portion was chocolate for earth, then I believe cherry for fire, and like, lime and blue raspberry or something. Just.... no. No. You don't mix chocolate and fruit flavors in a Popsicle.

Didn't find one damn TMNT food item. Shame.

 

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