Aw honey nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh aw sugar sugar nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh..... you are my caaaanddyyyy egg... and you got some stickers, tooooo!

I think I've walked the frozen pizza aisle 50 times this week hoping to find some Ninja Turtle action on the boxes. Nothin' doin'. I check the canned pasta, getting down on my knees going, "PLEASE GOD PLEASE!!" but still no resurge of Ninja Turtles pasta. Shit. This fandom can't survive on fruit snacks alone! Now I have my candy eggs, with the same shitty candy they were trying to get me to eat the Valentine's before last.



PINK?!!?! PINK?!!?!?! WHAT KIND OF CRAP IS THIS?! It's Ninja Turtles, the colors should be blue, orange, purple, and red to designate all the TURTLES. Grrr.... even the stickers aren't that great. Whhhaaaaa.... why is there no fantastic new turtles gear.... Shrek has DOG PORK RINDS and I can't even get a decent Ninja Turtles snackie.

BTW, in case you were wondering about there being no comic this week, I was too sick to make one. It's been a rough few days snarf snarf. I've been fighting this mad sinus pressure that's been giving me a headache almost all day and I don't know how to get it to stop. I've ruled out not eating for 26 hours and then having way too much pizza, so I'm fresh out of ideas. I'm getting really tired of hearing my ears pop every time I swallow, I'll tell you that much.