Do you think if I store away my camera and my bootleg iPod in a dark space over the weekend they'll make little pink gadget babies for me? Oh if only it were that easy.

I'm sure I've griped at least once or twice about not having an iPod, and wanting one, but having to severely pysch myself out to not spend the money. Then eventually I remembered that I hate Apple, and I don't want to give them money to fund any more of their horrible "I'm a Mac" commercials. Also, I don't want to have to install their fucking iTunes BS on my computer and furthermore Steve Jobs can bend over and lick my asshole. That's when I decided to some eBay searching, and $55 (including shipping) later I had myself a shiny new 2GB Chinese bootleg iPod.

I'm glad for all that time I never caved, especially now that I look at all the stuff that came with my bootleg that costs crazy extra for iPod. For instance, I have a built in radio, which is an extra $49 for the iPod and it has a power adapter, which is an extra $29 for iPod. It also plays video, records voice, has flash storage, reads txt files, and comes with motherfucking Tetris. TETRIS! Life feels just a little better now. We're living in a material world, and I am a material girl woah woah.

Now all I need is an iBuzz to make those Cherry Merry Muffin podcasts a hell of a lot more fun.