Holy shit I'm tired. I want to go to bed because the bags under my eyes are fucking insane, but it's only 1a.m. and I have a long weekend, so I'm gonna stay up late and make the best of it. It's been a long week. I've been busting my ass memorizing the names of membranes and medical jargon and spending ridiculous amounts of time at the college fitness center. But I don't like to shower in the locker room, cuz bad shit happens to naked chicks that shower in locker rooms. Like getting stabbed.

I don't know if any of you have experienced the joys of suddenly losing a lot of weight, but I have before and one of the things people never tell you is that when you lose all that nice cushioning around your ass it hurts like a motherfucker to sit down because your tailbone feels like it's about to pop out your crack. Right now I could be lying in bed watching Hello Kitty and Friends but instead I'm sitting here thinking about putting a pillow on my chair to alleviate my ass pain while I write this blog post.

Good things that happened to Mystie this week:
1. Put together a shiny new shelf to combine all my DVDs onto one massive rack abbreviated by the occasional action figure or misc item serving as a bookend. It feels kinda weird to have my copy of Princess Mononoke next to my copy of Princess Bride.

2. I got totally pissed at karaoke, won two games of darts, sung a bangin' rendition of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, and some cute guy came over to hit on me and score my number.

3. Free tickets to a male review!!!!!

But enough about me, let's talk about candy.



I found this at the grocery outlet the other day, which I like to go to because they have weird shit that regular stores don't carry because, well.... they're horrible things like this. Cookies topped with candy. We've come to terms with cookies with chunks of candy in it, but this has gone above and beyond then toward the back and around the corner. It's a double triple threat. Two trios of candy tomfoolery.



I like my peanut butter cups plain and packed with as much PB as possible. It's a travesty to see them violated in such a fashion, to be made funny little upside down hats on a cookie. On the left we have the pseudOreo topped with a peanut butter cup and some chocolate with white chocolate chips. On the right we have a chocolate chip cookie topped with a peanut butter cup and chocolate with M&M minis. This is like sometime a 2nd grader would make if let loose in a candy factory. I haven't seen this sort of blatant disregard for tooth decay since the release of the Nerds Rope.

Both candies taste as expected leaving your mouth with that feeling that you just ate sin. And not in the good cheesecake kinda way, more in the "I think I just gave myself diabetes," kinda way. I probably wouldn't eat them again, but they're a pretty big bang for your buck.