Bloglins?



If I were to take a poll of "Things Mystie will probably never write about" I'm fairly sure Boglins would be up there. I'm not going to lie -- I'm no Boglins expert. But, I can still crank some words into some fake journalism and embarrass the shit out of myself at the same time.

See, my house is second from the corner, so my it's connected to three other houses with no fences or anything shielding my backyard from the yards of my neighbors. So there I am out in the backyard with a box, a stick, 2 Snickers, a troll doll, my black bondage rope and my camera. I'm also wearing pale blue sleep pants and this shirt with no bra. My Atheist neighbors were already out doing yardwork and seamstress work in their backyard. Then I heard my Jehovah's Witness neighbors going into their garden. And I know my Mennonite neighbors were watching because they don't have TV so what the hell else do they have to do other than watch my fat ass doing God-only-knows in the backyard?

Anyway, go read about some Boglins and leave comments that will amuse me.

Posted by Mystie at 6/11/2007 7:57 PM
Categories: Toys
 

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  • 6/12/2007 6:20 AM Spoodles wrote:
    Ahahahahaha, look at those Snickers bars. Those kids are ready to go.
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  • 6/13/2007 4:59 PM Ladytink_534 wrote:
    Great! Now I'm craving Snicker bars!
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  • 6/19/2007 3:16 AM Wes wrote:
    Valiant try, Mystie, but you're not catching any Boglins without spending a great deal of time on eBay and forking over a Benjamin or two. Ganbare!
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  • 6/23/2007 3:38 AM Visaman wrote:
    Next time, try the bite sized Snickers that come out at Halloween, thats why they make them, y'now
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  • 7/19/2007 8:35 AM Jaime wrote:
    Your posting made my day. LOL funny.
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  • 2/13/2011 12:47 PM Lliam wrote:
    hey good post man very entertaining , just a small question where did you get them bat boglin advertisement pictures from? thanks lliam
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  • 2/13/2011 6:49 PM Mystie wrote:
    They were from a Mattel catalog from I believe the early 90's. Found it on eBay.
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  • 11/28/2011 3:37 PM Molko wrote:
    This is the most fun I ever had reading a blog! Maybe you can find ads for the re-released boglins in 2000. One was called Mr. Crad. Perhaps they fed on Snickers too? Nice touch with the Shrek chocolate. Since a previous commentor asked, the bat boglin was never released in the USA. I'm surprised there was even an ad for it! (I think the UK got it. Was that a UK ad?)

    Maybe you should have unwrapped the Snickers first - then their scent would have carried over to the boglands. A troll is probably the only woodland creature with the dexterity to open a wrapper. But I suppose I wouldn't know. None of my traps have ever worked.

    Thanks for the great read! Those ads really brought me back to my childhood!
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