If I were to take a poll of "Things Mystie will probably never write about" I'm fairly sure Boglins would be up there. I'm not going to lie -- I'm no Boglins expert. But, I can still crank some words into some fake journalism and embarrass the shit out of myself at the same time.

See, my house is second from the corner, so my it's connected to three other houses with no fences or anything shielding my backyard from the yards of my neighbors. So there I am out in the backyard with a box, a stick, 2 Snickers, a troll doll, my black bondage rope and my camera. I'm also wearing pale blue sleep pants and this shirt with no bra. My Atheist neighbors were already out doing yardwork and seamstress work in their backyard. Then I heard my Jehovah's Witness neighbors going into their garden. And I know my Mennonite neighbors were watching because they don't have TV so what the hell else do they have to do other than watch my fat ass doing God-only-knows in the backyard?

Anyway, go read about some Boglins and leave comments that will amuse me.