Male Revue Review
Remember how I said my site needed more photos of half naked men? I'm going to get to that right now.
When a long time karaoke acquaintance came up to my friends and I a few weeks ago and offered free tickets to see Atlanta's Finest Hardbodies, we were beside ourselves. I'd never been to an event like this before, especially one occurring so close to home. The day came, and I stuffed my purse with singles and my camera. I didn't think I'd honestly be able to use my camera, but I figured worst case scenario I'd have to leave it in my friend's car. When I entered, half the horny drunk women there were holding cameras. Boo yah.
Male strip shows are a lot different than female ones. Female strippers usually have a "don't touch" sort of deal. Males will hump the shit out of you. The first guy to come my way got his ass beaten like a bongo drum while he whispered terrible things into my ear. One of the guys threw his ripped wife beater into the VIP section (where I was sitting) and I leapt from my seat dove over about 4 or 5 people to catch it. My friends said I looked like Air Jordan and they were just waiting for me to fall on my face. They weren't trying hard enough to catch it, and I needed it to blog about it. It still smells like man juice.
At one point, my friend handed me some singles and ushered me on stage where I was instructed to strap them to my body. I'm a shameless wench, and very bold at times, so I sat there smiling as bills were retrieved from my boob chasm. It was fantastic, even despite the blatant problems with the DJ. It went on like this for over 2 hours, and a cowboy in assless chaps even groped me south of the border. Oddly enough, the opposite end was groped by another cowboy in undies again within the next 24 hours, but more on that later!
You know what this site needs more of? Photos of me getting manhandled.
When a long time karaoke acquaintance came up to my friends and I a few weeks ago and offered free tickets to see Atlanta's Finest Hardbodies, we were beside ourselves. I'd never been to an event like this before, especially one occurring so close to home. The day came, and I stuffed my purse with singles and my camera. I didn't think I'd honestly be able to use my camera, but I figured worst case scenario I'd have to leave it in my friend's car. When I entered, half the horny drunk women there were holding cameras. Boo yah.
Male strip shows are a lot different than female ones. Female strippers usually have a "don't touch" sort of deal. Males will hump the shit out of you. The first guy to come my way got his ass beaten like a bongo drum while he whispered terrible things into my ear. One of the guys threw his ripped wife beater into the VIP section (where I was sitting) and I leapt from my seat dove over about 4 or 5 people to catch it. My friends said I looked like Air Jordan and they were just waiting for me to fall on my face. They weren't trying hard enough to catch it, and I needed it to blog about it. It still smells like man juice.
At one point, my friend handed me some singles and ushered me on stage where I was instructed to strap them to my body. I'm a shameless wench, and very bold at times, so I sat there smiling as bills were retrieved from my boob chasm. It was fantastic, even despite the blatant problems with the DJ. It went on like this for over 2 hours, and a cowboy in assless chaps even groped me south of the border. Oddly enough, the opposite end was groped by another cowboy in undies again within the next 24 hours, but more on that later!
You know what this site needs more of? Photos of me getting manhandled.
Someone is SO unsubscribing because of this post.
The woman sitting next to you looks a lot like Sharon Osbourne.
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Something similar happened to me in Portland Oregon, when I went to the Jefferson theater, but with lady strippers, I can't stress enough times.
Nothing like that could ever happen in Canada.
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Hi I was just wondering how many of the male dancers where there and what was their group name because there is going to be a male review in wilkes-barre(and yeah was this show in Pa?) thanks
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Yeah, the show was in PA at The Coliseum in Blandon. There was 4 guys there and I'm not entirely sure of the name the ticket just said "Atlanta's Finest Hardbodies" but I do remember them saying something about the Men of Playgirl or something. A few of them were Chippendale guys from a few years back.
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Hi!
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