It's true, I'm a big time karaoke winner. Well, third place. But still, I am an award winning karaoker, any how many of you can make that claim? Next stop -- American Idol!

My usual Wednesday karaoke spot is closed this week, so I decided the gals and I should go to Tuesday karaoke at Applebee's as a substitute. The crowd was growing bored, the night was cool and the booze flowed. Then I got up and grabbed the mic, bellowing the lyrics to Under the Bridge and made every note my bitch. Many applause followed.  I should have gotten it on video, SHIT, I even had my camera with me. But you'll just have to take my word that it was 100% pure awesome, no fillers.

Now to make a few zillion xerox copies....