To me Tato Skins are delicious snacks carried by the town grocery store and within walking distance of purchasing. To some, they're like finding a freckle on your ass -- impossible to do without going through some crazy motions. I've made a previous report on Tato Skins, but that was on the new (yet still delicious) strangely generic kind made by the same company that does the "official" Tato Skins. The parent company of Tato Skins also does the T.G.I. Friday's Potato Skins, which I assure you, are exactly the same. If you don't believe me, here's a side-by-side comparison of the nutritional information in both Cheddar and Bacon varieties for those of you that eat with your eyes.

(Download some Tato Skins to your hard drive)

The original Tato Skins were produced by the colorful little Keebler Elves, mainly known for their cookie baking skills. The first commercial for these delicious little snacks featured the elves getting hot potatoes out of the oven and peeling them using a potato peeler and a treadmill and assumidly discarding the innards. There was even a catchy jingle with the clever play on words stating they've "got baked potato a-peel." It shows that Tato Skins can also be removed from baked potatoes via C-section. Most importantly, Tato Skins warrant girly fonts with hearts in them.

Speaking of fonts, I got rid of all the Curlz MT on the site design because I know there's a lot of intense hatred for that font. You're welcome.

I also want to take this time to remind you that I'm occasionally available for chat via AIM under the screen name "Crown Combo". I've been logging on more and more lately out of sheer boredom and the other night I had to resort to amusing myself playing Pictionary on isketch.net in the TotalFark room. You know you want the privilege of having horrible conversations like this....

Mystie : Would you rather date a guy that loved to sit on the couch watching Buffy or a guy that was internet famous for his YouTube sock puppet shows?
Mari :    oh dude. that's.... hm.
Mari :    i'm gonna have to be a tool and say buffy
Mari :    would you rather give donkeylips an enema or shave sloth's sack?
Mystie : I think I'd rather shave sloth
Mystie : but like, sloth didn't have hair on his head, what makes you think he has a fuzzy sack?
Mari :    .....that's a good fuckin question
Mystie : Would you rather give a rimjob to a crossdressing Gremlin or suck the balls of the troll from Ernest Scared Stupid?
Mari : WHY DO YOU EXIST