Peanut Butter MANIA





I don't know what it is about the strange jar of Spongebob Squarepants Peanut Butter that tickles my fancy, but it just does. First off, the brand name is Fun Cuisine. How much more generic can you get? Second, it's like having Spongebob brand peanut butter, only the dedicated fans know that Spongebob actually eats seanut butter. Third, is he eating peanut butter on his Krabby Patty, because that's just wrong. Some things are sacred. Lastly, under construction web sites with bad graphics and Curlz MT font FTW! ( www.funcuisine.com)



Reese's needs to stop this shit, I could do a blog on their new products alone. Got around to trying the Reese's Whipps tonight, or more aptly named, 3 Musketeers Peanut Butter. It's essentially a 3 Musketeers with a thin inner peanut butter layer and peanut butter flavored nougat. Hence, it is better than the 3 Musketeers. Much better.

Interesting news, I've recently discovered that one of the perks of being a webmaster is the ability to write letters to companies asking for free samples and such for review. This is going to come in exceptionally handy considering my freelance work has subsided for the moment and I'm going to be short a good $1,400 for the next two months. Don't be surprised if Crown Combo Surprise Gift Packs go on sale in the near future. Like tomorrow. And if anyone knows of any work-at-home jobs for a schmuck like me (I can type 72wpm if that helps), drop me a line.

 

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  • 9/12/2007 11:12 PM Albert wrote:
    "And if anyone knows of any work-at-home jobs for a schmuck like me (I can type 72wpm if that helps), drop me a line."


    Do you take DICKtation?
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  • 9/13/2007 1:54 AM Goob wrote:
    That label for that peanut butter looks like someone made it on their own personal printer in their home office. I wonder what the real story is about the peanut butter "factory" that plastic jar came out of.
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  • 9/13/2007 3:11 PM kittymao wrote:
    oohman, bein sick and all... peanut butter and apples sound SO GOOD right now. ooh, holyshit. i have APPLES AND PEANUT BUTTER! and awesomeness ensued.
    *rusn off to make a snack*
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  • 10/11/2007 4:04 AM r.j.e. wrote:
    Firstly, that website spelled their own brand name incorrectly - awesomeness right there. But yeah, when I saw that candy bar at Speedway I was like 'ANOTHER one?!' Seriously, Hershey's doesn't come out with this much frantic variety. And I have a real big problem with this little fun-with-spelling trend. Whipps? ...I mean, it's not even catchy, like sticking Xs and Zs where they don't go...it just looks like QT missed a typo.
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