I'm surfing through the TV right now to see if any decent Christmas specials are on, and what's the only one I come across? Santa Baby. I've tried to watch this special, I have really tried. But every time I see Jenny McCarthy all I can think of is sitting in 8th grade Spanish class and opening up my copy of Teen magazine only to find a photo of her sitting on the can, side-ass exposed in those chunky orange Candies shoes. WORST AD CAMPAIGN EVER! I was able to tolerate her in John Tucker Must Die, only because I see that movie as a reflection of things to come in my life.

In retrospect, maybe I should have just paid more attention in Spanish class instead of reading up on what to do to make my schoolgirl crushes fall madly in love with me. At least then when I leave the TV on after the English newscast and the Spanish one comes on, I'd at least know what's going on. Then again, I could just put my time to something useful like updating my site instead of loafing about watching TV.