A few of you may, perhaps, know that today was a very significant day in my life. I've officially completed school and was offered a job working at my internship company. As of this morning, I'm an employee of the local hospital working in a nice cushy office building far away from the actual hospital and all its sickly inhabitants. My life has changed in wondrous ways this past year, but I'll detail all that in a New Years post at a later time. For now, let's go with this...

I knew today was going to be great. Then again, I wake up every day now, smile, and tell myself it's going to be a great day. I've been really into this positive thinking thing lately, especially after watching The Secret. And hey, so far I've got an amazing low-stress job, loads of great friends, I feel amazing, I'm having fantastic things happen to me, and I even have a date with a cute Italian boy this week. Hey, I even managed to drive somewhere I've never been before without freaking out, though a lot of that was thanks to my new TomTom. The worst part was having to wait to pee in a cup when I got there. I drank a lot of water before I left... I farted in the car and almost lost it.

Hey, I even reached my reload bonus on my prepaid cell phone today. Oh hell, soon enough I'll be able to afford a REAL cellular plan. After getting home and greeting my doggie at the door (did I mention I got a puppy 2-3 months ago?) I discovered a package at the door. I'm expecting a box of toys, but I never, ever, saw this one coming. One of my most devoted fans sent me a Christmas present. Not even just a present. The Holy Motherfucker™ box of Christmas presents. BEHOLD!



Decadent. Positively decadent. Do you SEE that bag? THAT is a Miss Piggy bag. A VINTAGE Miss Piggy bag at that. Oh but it doesn't end there. Stickers, Japanese snacks, phonebook manga, stickers, a necklace, a Strawberry Shortcake rug, and oh yeah bitch, a fucking Japanese Sailor Venus toy from way back during the SailormoonR series. There's this box of chocolate.... omg.... Lotte Airs or some shit. Have you even eaten Koala cookies? They're like the pink Koala cookie innards in block form. And as standard tradition with phonebook manga, there's a shit ton of strange freebies including an entire stamp set with inking pad, notepad, papers, and weird Japanese stickers. Miss Molly will be getting hella karma points for sending this to me. Hella.

To those of you wishing to make any other gift contributions, can do so via my Amazon wishlist.