Vanilla Creme Kisses
I wasn't planning on buying any more bags of Hershey Kisses. In fact, I was on the verge of writing Hershey a letter telling them I'm sick of having to buy a whole bag of Kisses in order for review (because inevitably I will slowly consume an entire bag of Kisses) and to just start sending me sample packs PLZ K THX. Then early this week I found myself very confused as to what the heck my boss meant when she told us to "go to the mattresses." Apparently it has something to do with mass amounts of backlog and me being volunteered to create all kinds of spreadsheets, because now there's a whooole lot of overtime available. I knew chocolate would be in order and that's when I realized I could just buy any candy I want to try and dump it all in an Easter basket when I was done to pawn it off on my co-workers. I'm a clever little devil like that.
I'll tell anyone who'll listen that I love my job, I love my co-workers, and I love my building. It's a big general office-type building that has a few various companies contained within and is owned by this tiny old guy that used to be CEO of a big family-owned department store chain here in the northeast. He likes to hold business meetings in the cafeteria when I'm trying to concentrate on simultaneously drinking V8 and reading about dark priestesses getting raped by man beasts with barbed dicks. And as far as my co-workers go, I found a sheet posted by our area today with 3 "top quotes" for our team, and the second was "May the Force Be With You," and another one referenced drinking whiskey. At our last big meeting, our head of operations gave us all bubbles. Yes. Bubbles.
But enough about how awesome my life is and how grateful I am, let's talk about Hershey Kisses.
Okay, this is getting tired. I'm not sure how much longer they can keep up with thinking of new flavors to stuff in Hershey Kisses because frankly, no new flavors come to mind. Nothing short of mashed potato or pumpkin, anyway. Remember what I say about the cheesecake flavor? Let's just pretend I rewrote that and replaced "cheesecake" with "vanilla" because they taste exactly the same. They need to just start filling these things up with liquor. The only problem with that is since I'm in Pennsylvania I'd have to go to a bar or restaurant to get a bag unless I want to walk 6 blocks to the beer distributor and buy a whole case.
I do dig the tulip laden bag design, though.
I'll tell anyone who'll listen that I love my job, I love my co-workers, and I love my building. It's a big general office-type building that has a few various companies contained within and is owned by this tiny old guy that used to be CEO of a big family-owned department store chain here in the northeast. He likes to hold business meetings in the cafeteria when I'm trying to concentrate on simultaneously drinking V8 and reading about dark priestesses getting raped by man beasts with barbed dicks. And as far as my co-workers go, I found a sheet posted by our area today with 3 "top quotes" for our team, and the second was "May the Force Be With You," and another one referenced drinking whiskey. At our last big meeting, our head of operations gave us all bubbles. Yes. Bubbles.
But enough about how awesome my life is and how grateful I am, let's talk about Hershey Kisses.
Okay, this is getting tired. I'm not sure how much longer they can keep up with thinking of new flavors to stuff in Hershey Kisses because frankly, no new flavors come to mind. Nothing short of mashed potato or pumpkin, anyway. Remember what I say about the cheesecake flavor? Let's just pretend I rewrote that and replaced "cheesecake" with "vanilla" because they taste exactly the same. They need to just start filling these things up with liquor. The only problem with that is since I'm in Pennsylvania I'd have to go to a bar or restaurant to get a bag unless I want to walk 6 blocks to the beer distributor and buy a whole case.
I do dig the tulip laden bag design, though.
Wow... lots of blogging lately... yay! I'll have to guess at the flavor of the cheesecake Kisses because I never tried them, I like real cheesecake and by real I mean homemade, not that Cheesecake Factory shit. I must say the LTO flavors are getting old though and most of them aren't that hot. Though I do like your idea of small bags so you don't have a fuckton sitting around where they lure you into eating them. Maybe we should both write and explain this dilemma. It could be a movement!
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I guess you haven't seen the orange creme, lemon creme, and coconut creme flavors? The orange one sorta tasted like a creamsicle, but I wasn't overly enthused about it. Haven't tried the lemon one yet and I hate coconut. I actually liked the vanilla creme ones.
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