Happy Zombie Jesus Day everyone! I hope the Easter bunny brought you all goodies like Cadbury Eggs and pastel foil covered Reese's cups. To those of you that got shafted -- feel free to call the Easter Bunny hotline and leave him an angry message.



(click to download an Easter M&Ms commercial)

I'm glad to find that all candy companies have been getting into the spirit of Easter with the pastel editions. Even Twix minis can be found in Spring themed packaging. This wasn't true of candies back in the early 80's. In fact, prior to '87 if you got M&Ms for Easter they came in the standard yellow, red, orange, green, dark brown, and poo brown. Not very spirited. We should be thankful that we live in an era where M&Ms can be made to match any occasion from Easter to weddings to sex toy parties.

I've already had the Easter meal with the family and between the food and the mass amount of beer and shots I had last night, I'm ready to nap away the rest of this day. Good thing I didn't bother getting out of my pajamas.