Tonight I cracked open the tightly sealed case for my honeycomb and decided to give it a try. Sadly, I think eating honeycombs gives me a headache. Something about digging my spoon into that comb and shoveling it into my mouth just made my whole head feel bad. On top of that, there's a horrible wax left over after I ate it and I'm going to be picking it out of my teeth now for the remainder of the week. If I wanted wax in my teeth, I'd have eaten a candle or gone bobbing for apples in a paraffin bath.

I mean, a piece of honeycomb might be good floating in a big cup of green tea, but certainly not going directly into my mouth. It was just too much for me to handle! Not nearly as delicious as honeycomb cereal, and it certainly doesn't have as cool of a hideout. Screw natural sweetener, gimme an old fashioned 3 Musketeer bar any day. I'd like to see nature take on nougat. If I could pick balls of chocolate nougat off of a tree, I'd be way more devoted to going green.