Mountain Dew Dew



As most of you know by now, Mountain Dew has released three new flavors in hopes that one will reign supreme. It's a good idea, but a better idea would have been to just fucking re-release Pitch Black FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!

*ahem*

They all have "extreme" names and are loaded with a bunch of herbal bullshit to trick you into thinking you're putting more than liquid sugar crack into your system. Revolution smells just like carbonated Berry Blue Kool-Aid and pretty much tastes just like what you'd imagine a soda rendition of Berry Blue Kool-Aid to be. It's even a little reminiscent of Berried Alive, the blue Jones Soda Halloween flavor though it claims to be Wild Berry with Ginseng. Voltage is a darker shade of blue than Revolution and it's the soda version of Ice Blue Kool-Aid. It's Raspberry Citrus flavored and easily reminds me of licking the blue portion of a bomb pop. I have to love SuperNova because of the color (the picture doesn't convey how wonderfully pink/purple it is), and the flavor isn't nearly as bad as I was thinking. I'm usually not one for melon flavors in my beverages, but this one wasn't entirely like drinking a watermelon Jolly Rancher. It tastes like a mix of strawberry and watermelon Pop Rocks.

For my vote, I'd have to go with Voltage, but I don't think the name should stay -- it's way too close to Vault. I love to drink anything the same color as glass cleaner, that's why I left the liquor store with a huge bottle of Bacardi Zombie the other week

 

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