Action Figure Makeover: The Thing
This is what happens when you're left alone in the doctor's office for too long. You use your cell phone to photograph yourself sitting around in your little paper dress. Don't worry, nothing's wrong, just routine bullshit that kept me sitting in the waiting room for over an hour playing Tetris on my phone. I didn't get to see the doc til an hour and a half after my appointment time, which was an hour and a half I could have spent painting more action figures like I did The Thing.
I feel a little bad that I did this without ever watching any of the Fantastic Four movies, but I heard they all sucked scum, anyway. I mean, isn't Fantastic Four the first DVD you find in the shit-bin in the electronics department? I'm surprised they don't have it to stream on Netflix or just give it to you for free in boxes of Frosted Flakes.
I shouldn't talk shit on bad movies. I own a copy of Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey that I got from a pizza hut promo like 5 years ago. Best. Promo. Ever.
Definetly your best work to date.
I need a shirt that says "bumpy gay Icarus"
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I actually paid full price for Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. That one is severely underrated, and I'll defend it to the death.
STATION.
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He looks exactly like one of those really annoying gym buff gay guys that only come out to make appearances dressed as ridiculously as possible during a Carnivale themed gay pride parade. Had you just added a few feathers and a leather harness, he'd have been an entire gay pride parade all by himself. Congrats!
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you are one creative girl, I'll tell you that! lol
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I like the Thing makeover. The paint kinda makes him look translucent. Almost like he jumped into a volcano to get a tan.
I liked the F4 movies. Yea, they're not a good as Spidey, X-Men, whatever you think are the best superhero movies, but they're not bad either. They're good popcorn movies.
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yes. I am sitting here looking at your pic and not reading the entry at all thinking to myself...Is Mystie wearing a DR's cape? Is she really? I like it.
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Nice!
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I think he looks better
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he looks fabulous!
err, wait, did i just out myself as a Sex and the City fan?
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I just really don't know what to say about this. I really don't. So, is everything on Gay Icarus Thing rock hard? You know what I'm talking about.
Aaaaaand you got a certified comment from Matt The Man, himself! You have the coolest friends.
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boring
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