Starbursts and Gushers, COMBINE!

Now that Starbursts have covered all kinds of flavors including Tropical, Baja, Retro, Berries & Creme, Cake, and Spicy Buffalo they're moving onto new territory -- gummies. My first pick would have been to see Starbursts take a more Skittle-like candy, but I'm pleased they didn't go the gum route. Starburst gum would be all too tempting to swallow. The Gummies are tempting to swallow because they've got a great texture and a perfect placement of gel innards to allow for maximum oral popping action. They're by no means better than Gushers, but they are very full-bodied as far as gummies go. The flavors aren't completely true to the originals, but they're about as close as you can get when you go from chew to goo.

I was going to write an article this weekend, but so far I've only managed to get the logo down. Whoops. I'd claim I was busy but yeah... half the weekend I was only visible by a snorkel sticking up from the pool. The other half I was at midnight bowling and playing MarioKart DS. Did you know that I, in fact, do not get better at bowling with the more alcohol I consume? This was news to me! But holy shit did I at least look good.
Also worth noting is that the wonderful Chris Woodall over at The Sci Fi Guys who supplied me with The Thing action figure in my recent article (as well as many other great figures) has done a feature of sorts on my work, so definitely check it out!

So if I can't find these I could just buy a box of Gushers and some Starburst, right??
I like your sexy red ball.
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Shit, girl! You're goddamn right you did (looked good, that is).
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You know, I like Starburst about as much as your average Starburst fan. I'm not some crazy fanatic, but I've got a heatlhy respect for them. Like anyone else, if I see a bowl full of freebies laying around, my reaction is "Ohh, Starburst! I'll have one, thank you very much!" Having said that, you have the uncanny talent of sexing up a square shaped, artificially flavored fruity candy like nobody's business, lady. Apparently....
"they've got a great texture and a perfect placement of gel innards to allow for maximum oral popping action.
And just when I'm starting to cool down from that little bit of softcore citrus smut, you hit us with....
they're about as close as you can get when you go from chew to goo.
Then you go posing all erotic-like, fondling balls and everything!
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