Pringles Restaurant Cravers
As it turns out, over half of my visitors only came here only to check out the internet's most eligible bachelorette because since the announcement of my new romantic involvement, my hits have dropped to less than half their normal rate and haven't recovered. I'm at the lowest I've been in pretty much ever and to be honest, I'm struggling not to feel degraded by it while I try and figure out where the fuse blew. I have the same top viewed pages, the same amount of blog subscribers, and the only thing I can rationalize is that somewhere a search engine has stopped picking up my site. I would hate to think I'm no longer the #1 site for Tinkerbell Cosmetics. Mainly because it would probably mean someone ripped off my article and I'd have to hunt said person down and smack a bitch.
So today instead of blogging about where I've been or how I've been practicing yoga poses in full view at work, I'm going to blog about Pringles. Wow am I getting deja vu.
Three new Pringles flavors have been released under the guide "Pringles Restaurant Cravers" and I don't even know why I bothered buying them. I'm absolutely positive they just mixed the seasonings of existing flavors.
Mexican Layer Dip = Chili Cheese + Jalapeno
Cheesy Fries = Cheddar + Baked Potato
Slow Cooked BBQ = BBQ + BBQ
I could do a few of these on my own and save them from having to think of future flavors.
Ranch + Cheddar = Zesty Cheese Dip
Pizza + Cheddar = Five Cheese Pizza
Jalapeno + Cheddar = Jalapeno Poppers
According to my calculations, we can mix and match about 580 new flavor combinations including Hamburger Helper flavor Pringles. Yet oddly enough, we have yet to see the Baked Pringle come along. I wonder if they're still trying to get the proper chip curl right to pack it into the little canisters. I have yet to try the rip-off Pretz they call "Pringles Stix" but I was always more of a Combos girl when it comes to cracker/pretzel snacks.
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I Can Has Cheezburger Pringles * Pringles Go Gourmet * You Say Potato, I Say Potato
So today instead of blogging about where I've been or how I've been practicing yoga poses in full view at work, I'm going to blog about Pringles. Wow am I getting deja vu.
Three new Pringles flavors have been released under the guide "Pringles Restaurant Cravers" and I don't even know why I bothered buying them. I'm absolutely positive they just mixed the seasonings of existing flavors.
Mexican Layer Dip = Chili Cheese + Jalapeno
Cheesy Fries = Cheddar + Baked Potato
Slow Cooked BBQ = BBQ + BBQ
I could do a few of these on my own and save them from having to think of future flavors.
Ranch + Cheddar = Zesty Cheese Dip
Pizza + Cheddar = Five Cheese Pizza
Jalapeno + Cheddar = Jalapeno Poppers
According to my calculations, we can mix and match about 580 new flavor combinations including Hamburger Helper flavor Pringles. Yet oddly enough, we have yet to see the Baked Pringle come along. I wonder if they're still trying to get the proper chip curl right to pack it into the little canisters. I have yet to try the rip-off Pretz they call "Pringles Stix" but I was always more of a Combos girl when it comes to cracker/pretzel snacks.
I Can Has Cheezburger Pringles * Pringles Go Gourmet * You Say Potato, I Say Potato
New old Pringles?!? This totally makes up for the fact that some ass face cut a couple of my window screens and tried to break in today (tried, not succeeded, luckily.) I would not feel this way had they actually gotten in. I like junk food, but I'm not retarded.
And Combos are awesome, but sadly getting so hard to find. Especially the Pepperoni Pizza cracker ones.
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I told you it is because you were taken! You now you are still a star. Who cares if the stats dip a bit? Wait until August and the begining of the fall. Explosions I tell you!
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First off, I would back you in a any chick fight. Second Pringles rule all. And finally, I come here more now to hear about the boy.
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I vote for yoga poses at work, with many photos to back up the claim.
Visaman wants to see your Downward Facing Dog!
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Oh maaaaan. I love pringles. Just the idea of Cheese Fries in a POTATO CHIP is awesome.I didn't even know they made Chili Cheese pringles... but now I'ma gonna have to hunt some down.
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Goddamn you Americans and your cool Pringles flavours. The coolest new flavour I've found in Canada is Screamin' Dill Pickle.
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I didn't even know you had a new post up, maybe I missed an email or need to renew my subscription.
I'm with Kris on this one, Pringles and pretty much any other limited run snack line doesn't like Canada.
And I had those screamin' dill pickles pringles last week, They're ok.
I always thought pringles were of the baked variety and that baked lays tasted like pringles.
But I used to eat bugs so my tastes could be sullied.
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I'm with you on that Pringles may be baked. Baked Lay's are like their misshapen, non stackable cousins.
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Vile temptress of junk food, you have sullied me once more. I had to go buy some Pringles two days ago because of this blog entry. I am in YNP again so there was only 3 varities to choose from and that was SC&O, Original, and Cheddar Cheese. I went with my orange fixation and got cheese. Why couldn't you have posted this article when I was out of buttfuck nowhere in Atlanta?? I still adore you...
I am glad to hear you have a good start to a fantastic sounding relationship. The mortician thing in one of your other blog posts definitely has my blessings that's for sure... I keep aspiring to finish a B.S. and then master/more possibly in Forensic Anthro... dead bodies are amazing... or cadavers anyways. Yay Bio freaks... may we band together in happy gross things are interesting bliss!
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Instead of checking here every couple days, I now only check about once a week, because I know you don't update as much.
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I swear, I am so boring and particular when it comes to my taste in food. The only Pringles I like are just the regular, original flavors. Come to think of it, that's how I like all my chips. I don't get fancy with it at all. I'm such a Plainy McPlainerson.
I check your as much as I can, even though you're all like, "Ooh, look at meee...I'm Mystie...I've got a boooooyfriend...and I do yoga and such...ain't I just the beeeees kneees!"
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Pffft. We (I) still love ya.
I've been an irregular regular for years now and I don't plan on changing anytime soon.
Keep it up, keep up the magic. "Sparks shoot our of fingers"
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Okay sadly I like check your site everyday... you're on my radio buttons on FireFox still... I just don't do that much stuff online other than check a couple webcomics etc. So I just start at the left and click till I get to the right and then I am pretty well caught up on my net surfing... Yeah... I am boring as sin. I am just always happy when you update so I just check back with the vain hopes that there will be new Mystie material for me to read. I just need to get back into reading Matt again... I am soooo far behind on X-E. Then I would have you and Matt to fall back on and I would take 10 minutes to surf and read all my net related materials instead of 5 minutes
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