I had a laundry list of things to do today from buying medical books to mailing out bills and way at the bottom of that list was writing a blog. Thanks to a caffeine crash from downing two large McDonald's sugar free vanilla ice coffees, I napped most of the evening away and now I'm up with nothing left on that list but to write a blog. Honestly, the blog was the thing I wanted to do most, but lately I've been cheating on the internet with real life.



Now as a red-blooded American it's my civic duty to try out new food products. It's a privilege I take to heart, and I honestly do appreciate that I can chose to eat potatoes in whatever form it may take. To not do so would be promoting communism, and I'll do what I can to cockpunch the reds. When tater tots take a note from Alphabet Soup, I'll be there to fry up some patriotism.



Ore-Ida ABC Tater Tots are not only delicious but functional as well. Sure you can have your kids play with the alphabet magnets cleverly stuck on your fridge, but if they eat them it's going to be one long trip to the emergency room and you still won't have dinner on the table. Alphabet tater tots solve two problems at once -- food and education. Entertainment is just an added bonus because tater tot letters aren't going to censor you from the word "fuck" unlike the assholes that make Speak-n-Spell.