The more I delve myself into the adult world, the more I seem to be straying from my duties as queen of Magic Middles. It's certainly not because I've grown any less attached to discontinued Keebler products, it's just that they're not paying my bills. Because man, if cookies could pay bills, I've got to have about 5 years worth of free livin' stored up in my belly. Still, blog topics are all around me, slapping me in the face and trying to beat some sense into me. Just last weekend I was swinging by McDonald's for some soft serve and next thing I knew my man was buying me a Happy Meal.



The Clone Wars Happy Meal has got to be one of the best Happy Meals I've seen in at least a decade. I don't say that because of the toys, because honestly they're not very playable or versatile. I can't see GI Joe wanting to battle against a ship with a giant C-3P0 head on it. Bobble heads tend to be a colossal "we don't give a shit" toy, though I imagine they'll make interesting dashboard figures. I do have to give brownie points for including Wicket the Ewok among the 18 toys.



Crappy toy choice aside, everything else is phenomenal. Not only are there 8 different boxes, but coordinating apple dippers and milk jugs as well. I never thought I'd be so jazzed about apple dippers until I saw a SD Yoda on the package. Spongebob can't get me to eat his crappy Craisins but Yoda can get me on top of some apple slices like Amy Winehouse on a pile of coke.

The box itself goes above the relatively "meh" boxes I've gotten in TMNTand PoTC Happy Meals I've previously reviewed. It's filled with puzzles, riddles, badass photos, online codes, and oh yes, even pieces that punch out. Secret codes on the packaging unlock 6 virtual Jedi quests on happymeal.com where you can chose your character to look anything from a panda to a pumpkin headbut sadly not a Jedi.