I really hate election year. Not so much because of all the politics, but because I have a few friends that become complete assholes the closer it gets to voting time. Oddly enough, they're usually the same friends that have the average political involvement of occasionally watching the Daily Show, but every four years climb onto a high horse and pretend they know how to run the country. I typically take the stance that I know about as much about politics as I do about car repair, so I really have no right to get up anyone's ass about my beliefs. This may in fact be the year I throw in the towel and write in a vote for Batman.



It's time to rock out with your choc out, because Batman has been hitting up candy aisles like a mofo lately. I never thought I could love anything more than the Reese's pumpkins until they came out with fucking Bat-Signals. It makes me wonder if Bruce Wayne has special shipments of Bat-Signal shaped food delivered to his mansion. In fact, next time I go out for steak and the waitress asks me how I want it done I'm going to tell her well done and in the shape of the Bat-Signal.



Not to be outdone, the KitKat has taken a fantastic Batman designed bar over it's chocolate covered wafers. While candy is dandy, I still want to see the Batmobile racing through the drive-thru to quero some Taco Bell. The more hokey and chopped up a promo is, the stronger hold it has on my heart. I still can't get enough of the 1989 Batman Diet Coke commercial!

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