Magic Coke Potion Bottles
I started Christmas about a week after Halloween. My cubicle is a wonderland of black and silver Christmas decorations, the center being a 2' black tree with silver ornaments. I negated the Indian corn in lieu of bells and bows. I'm ready to stir my morning coffee with candy canes and watch Ralphie shoot his eye out. I've already squealed over watching Hershey Kisses jingling to "We Wish you a Merry Christmas" on my TV and loaded up the Amazon Wishlist. It's time.
I'm usually a diet soda fiend but something about the holidays really makes me crave original Coke. That polar bear gets me every time, leading me to spend $1 on a 13.5 ounce round bottle of Coke. It comes in 3 different designs, but I could hardly merit buying 1 let alone 3. The original intent was to design them like Christmas balls but really they feel more like magic potion containers. Having to grip them from the bottom in a wide grip makes it feel even more like drinking it will add +20 charisma.
I'm hoping to get more done for Christmas than I did for Halloween and I suppose technically I already did since I didn't post jack around Halloween. If i can figure out a way to get screen caps from my PAL DVD of The Glo Friends Save Christmas, I'll be golden. Right now, though, I'm concentrating on getting Frankenfoot down to normal size. After pills, xrays, and venous ultrasounds, the doc finally concluded that I have venous insufficiency and that blood is circulating into my foot, but not properly circulating back out. I was given the option of popping more diuretics but declined and opted instead to wear special socks from now until forever and try to exercise my legs more to build up the circulation. Also, I now shuffle around the office in big fuzzy black slippers. That ain't not bad.
I'm usually a diet soda fiend but something about the holidays really makes me crave original Coke. That polar bear gets me every time, leading me to spend $1 on a 13.5 ounce round bottle of Coke. It comes in 3 different designs, but I could hardly merit buying 1 let alone 3. The original intent was to design them like Christmas balls but really they feel more like magic potion containers. Having to grip them from the bottom in a wide grip makes it feel even more like drinking it will add +20 charisma.
I'm hoping to get more done for Christmas than I did for Halloween and I suppose technically I already did since I didn't post jack around Halloween. If i can figure out a way to get screen caps from my PAL DVD of The Glo Friends Save Christmas, I'll be golden. Right now, though, I'm concentrating on getting Frankenfoot down to normal size. After pills, xrays, and venous ultrasounds, the doc finally concluded that I have venous insufficiency and that blood is circulating into my foot, but not properly circulating back out. I was given the option of popping more diuretics but declined and opted instead to wear special socks from now until forever and try to exercise my legs more to build up the circulation. Also, I now shuffle around the office in big fuzzy black slippers. That ain't not bad.
Wherever did you get those bottles. I know some people who know people that would go apeshit over them, but then they are very old, so their apeshit days are over, but still!
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Hey! I coulda swore I saw those bottles last year as well.
As for Franken foot, I'm its getting a little better. be thankful you only have to wear the socks, and not the oh so fashionable thigh high ace bandage material stockings...my grandma has those for her blood clot in her leg. Speaking of which, I guess they ruled out a blood clot for you? See...thats the thing. If you don't take the water pills you may end up worse. and it might end up your whole leg and not just your foot. Just saying.
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