Dunkaroos, Dunkaroos



If you're one of the many that believe Dunkaroos are no longer produced, you're wrong -- I'm just hoarding all of them. As you can see, I have obtained a massive variety pack of Dunkaroos that's really 4 boxes in one. Not only that, but I only paid $4 for it, and that's less than 17¢ a pack.

These snacks first made the scene in the late 80's but they're only available now via black market vendors and speakeasies. The cookies are lackluster shapes like balloons and planes, but no one really cares when there's frosting involved. They could be shaped like cockroaches and goat asses as long as there's a tiny tub of frosting for them to swim it. Dunkaroos are the tastiest Aussie product  since Nad's hair removal cream.

I can't believe I've been at this for so many years and this is my first blog about Dunkaroos. I know I ate at least 15 boxes of Shrek Dunkaroos a few years back, but there's no sign of green slime frosting on the blog anywhere.

 

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