As turkey day draws near, I would like to say a big "THANKS" to those of you that have supported me throughout the years. So this Thursday as you're sitting in the living room scarfing down Chex Mix, surrounded by obnoxious relatives and trying to drown them out by focusing on watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, make sure you look real hard at the audience BECAUSE I WILL FUCKING BE THERE IN PERSON!

Not only will I be there, but one of my biggest celebrity favorites will be there as well.



There is a God. Thank you and good night.